[] .-------------------. / binx.mbhs.edu `-----------------------------------------------------. |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Username: jkovach In real life: Jesse Kovach Home directory: /home/visitor/jkovachShell: /bin/tcsh Room: They like Work phone: rap in Altoona Home phone: 301.844-2525 Last seen Thu Oct 19 12:06 AM (EDT) from nanite.student.umd.edu Plan: A long long time ago I can still remember when Binx's P-90 made me smile CAPOnline did not exist BEN wasn't on the to-do list We wouldn't see it for quite a while But once the system was brought online Cheap hardware made it crash all the time Uptime under one day It always remained that way I can't remember if I cried When I loaded cap with win nine five Something touched me deep inside The day CAPOnline died. My, my, I think the motherboard's fried Someone bought a Cyrix so the processor died The machine isn't working and the admin just cried "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" Did you read the Linux FAQ And do you know what it means to hack Cause the media don't let you know Do you believe in the GPL And Open Source code as well Without it bugfixes are real slow Well, I know you like to play Xtank On the sysop Xstation bank But then we got busted And Hammond games did forbid I was a lonely teenage unix man Playing DOOM on the basement LAN But I knew things got out of hand The day CAPOnline died. I started singin' My, my, I think the motherboard's fried Someone bought a Cyrix so the processor died The machine isn't working and the admin just cried "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" Now for one year we've been on our own Krefting's design seems to have grown At the hands of David Moore When an order came from the King and Queen And they took away our Coke machines Now Pepsi's selling soda to you and me And while Mr. Hammond was away The power supply blew out one day All the hard drives died Users weren't satisfied And while minops installed NetBSD On an old obsolete Sun-3 The Kevins renamed an old machine The day CAPOnline died. I was singing My, my, I think the motherboard's fried Someone bought a Cyrix so the processor died The machine isn't working and the admin just cried "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" Helter skelter in the summer swelter Moving machines to a new shelter Three months left and counting fast We finally were unpacked at last But computers died all the time during class Leviathan in the health room needing a cast Now the AC didn't work in the computer room And we were lucky when the Macs did not go boom BEN wasn't done on time We were running a year behind! And as we applied for positions on BNC We discovered there was no IED Autonomy for you and me The day CAPOnline died. I was singing My, my, I think the motherboard's fried Someone bought a Cyrix so the processor died The machine isn't working and the admin just cried "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" And then we were seniors in high school The heat was broken so we all were cool Cause Vance had shortchanged us again So come on, take the old CAP box offline And install Doze on it when you have some time Cause that machine certainly hasn't been our friend And as we thought things had settled down A hacker started smurfing us around OGAT got real pissed Cause their Net access was dissed And as Binx rode off into the night Heading to Rockville on an express flight I saw Bryan laughing with delight The day CAPOnline died. I was singing My, my, I think the motherboard's fried Someone bought a Cyrix so the processor died The machine isn't working and the admin just cried "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" We brought Binx back into the school Internic wasn't being real cool Took their time with the DNS Things finally did come back online BEN was up but we were out of time But the user's passwords were in a big mess And in the halls the students screamed The teachers cried and the admins steamed Dirty words were spoken Cause the network hubs were broken And the three folks I admire most Peter, Bryan and Walsh's ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day CAPOnline died. I was singing My, my, I think the motherboard's fried Someone bought a Cyrix so the processor died The machine isn't working and the admin just cried "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" I was singing My, my, I think the motherboard's fried Someone bought a Cyrix so the processor died The machine isn't working and the admin just cried "Who bought this crud anyway and why?" .---------------------------------------------------------------------------. |- For a list of finger query services, finger services@binx.mbhs.edu. -| `---------------------------------------------------------------------------'